The HMS Size Queen has arrived! Milo Barre, a new crew member, has begun his maiden voyage. His lifelong ambition was to work for this prestigious cruise line, but he was often belittled by his older brother, who told him he wasn't hot enough. It's time to prove him incorrect and become the most promiscuous ship's steward. He's putting his whole life on the line! You can probably see where this is going. Something pretty wild is bound to happen when you have all these horny dudes on a cruise.